Recently heard near my belly

Baby Girl is 1 week overdue but I'm still going strong.  The midwives tell me the baby is happy and doing great based upon ultrasound and non-stress test.

Here are a few things I've heard in the past week or so, out of the mouths of strangers:

[At the park with Clyde] "Oh. My. Gosh." (pause) "Don't move."  (60 seconds later) "How'd you even get here?"

[Picking out some Blue Bell at the grocery store] "Wow, you're about to be due- you look like you're just carrying a big basketball under there."

[To Nate while we walking back to our car from an appt] "Don't hug her too hard- she might pop!"

Random advice I've been offered:
-Mow the lawn
-Eat lots of raspberries
-Drink some castor oil
-Go on a run

 At this point, I am relying on Friday's full moon.