
I was flying high up in the ceiling of a greenhouse where cardboard trays of peaches were labeled one by one with a "burp". As I hovered above the sweet smelling fruits, and read the labels, one by one they began to pop and explode... but not before letting out a loud and characteristic burp. Each one was different! Fascinating! (What kind of greenhouse is this, anyway?). As I landed on the ground, I began to explore the dirt-covered floor. It was moist with lots of tiny roots and sprouting green things all around. I felt an itching sensation in my left shirt sleeve and upon further and frenzied examination, discovered that it was a wheel bug. Ouch! I felt a pinch. It must have bitten me! I quickly shook out my sleeve and flailed my arm dramatically but then paused, realizing that I should not kill it. I had to save it, so that Nate could see it. He's never seen one before! But he must! ... I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom when my friend Carey showed up at the hotel room with her daughter. Lisa was there with her twin boys. I opened the bathroom door a crack to play peek-a-boo with Carey's daughter while I finished brushing my teeth (I paid no attention to Carey, after all, when we have kids, people will only care to see our kids, not us). When I was done, I came out and tried to get on the bed with the twins (who had morphed into tiny orange kittens), but Lisa shooed me away. I was not to waken them. Where is my black dress? I need it to go to the wedding. I can't find it. All I can find are pink and flowery summer dresses that are now too small for me. Well, I suppose this one will have to do. It's all I've got. I must have forgotten to bring my black dress. We're in the car on the way to the church and I'm wearing a pink dress that is far too tight. I look down at my chest and there is a tiny foot oozing out of one of my breasts. Oh my! Is it the baby's foot?? Upon closer inspection, I can see the head! Look, Nate! The baby's face! Oh, but I must cover it and shield it and protect it. Must go to ER. Quick! What should we do? Does this mean it's born? Can someone put it back in me? I'm not even 20 weeks yet!